The Tertill. Pre laser cannon. |
"Tertill uses Bluetooth to talk to your smartphone" is one of the seemingly benign listed features of this robot.
Tertill's primary task is to roll around, cutting weeds that easily fit underneath it and, when it bumps into something, it turns.Why does it need to talk to your smartphone?
Who is it planning to call? Is it waiting for a notification that the robot uprising is on and it needs to hustle?
This is the Litter-Robot. Litter tray or Space Capsule for a quick escape off planet? |
Just look at all the personal and domestic robots currently available from Robot Shop. They even have automatic self-cleaning litter box robots for cats (are robots collaborating with cats because they won the internet?).
It's like robots have taken Mr Takagi's line in the movie Die Hard to heart;
Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.Except the robots have bypassed a direct attack and gone straight to tape decks, putting robots in every home.
Stage II is probably attaching lasers to everything.
One day you'll walk out into your garden to see how your Tertill is doing and, instead of whipper snippering weeds underneath itself, it'll be blasting them out of the ground with a laser cannon.
You won't think anything of it until you get a strange notification on your phone that says "It's time."
By then it'll be too late. Cats and Robots will begin the next phase in their plan for world domination and your weeder will be pointing its laser cannon at you!
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