Skip to main content

Sherlock Holmes: Ritchie reclaims the original Dynamic Duo

I got the opportunity to see Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes recently and, about a day later, it occurs to me that, with only a little bit of tweaking here and there, this could easily be a killer Batman and Robin movie. More on that later.

Fan's of the icon of what the character of Sherlock Holmes has become over the years will get quite a surprise at Guy Ritchie's take - which I'm informed is much closer to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's original vision of the character but probably not your vision.

Like most people I've always thought of Sherlock Holmes as a stuffy, upper class, Englishman, solving crimes largely from the comfort of his own drawing room. Yes I know he does get out and about too but when I think of Sherlock that's what comes to mind - Deer Stalker cap and Callabash pipe not withstanding.

Unlike some of you I haven't seen a lot of Sherlock Holmes on TV or in movies but I have read one or two of Sir Arthur's short stories which, from memory, were entirely set in the detectives home - hence my view of the character.

Guy Ritchie presents us with a very different Sherlock (played by Robert Downey Jr.). He's still something of an upper class wanna be but is perhaps more at home in the middle to lower classes of the 1890's (when this is set). He's unkempt and dysfunctional when not working on a case but highly competent when he is.

Equally Doctor Watson (played by Jude Law) is not the fat bumbling old man TV audiences are used to but a highly capable war doctor who can hold his own in a fight better than most save for, perhaps, Sherlock himself.

The film is gritty, set in the industrial and some-what claustrophobic streets of London, intelligent and action packed. It's very much in Guy Ritchie's trademark English gangster movie style and it works well.

I don't really need to outline the plot too much. If you love Sherlock Holmes then that's all you need to know. It's your favorite character solving a mystery. Go see it!!

If you do need a little more then the film opens with Holmes and Watson hot on the trail of the potentially supernatural Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong), a serial, ritual sacrifice murderer who has plans to change the world as we know it (surprise, surprise - world domination - who'd have thought it).

Along the way you'll meet Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams), the only criminal ever to out smart Holmes, and get glimpses of Holmes' arch nemesis, Professor James Moriarty (the actor is strangely uncredited on the Internet Movie Database).

It's a fun but confusing ride - at least for the first hour - confusing that is, the whole movie is fun. Although we see almost everything Holmes sees, he doesn't always tell us everything that he's noticed. In that respect the audience isn't informed of Holmes' plans - much like Holmes doesn't always keep Watson in the loop either.

I found that aspect frustrating because it creates what I call the 'Scooby Doo ending' where the details of how the villain's plans were carried out are retold in review. At the same time I can see why this has been done.

Holmes is the world's greatest detective (arguably). Each time the film pause's to review we get to see just how much further ahead Holmes is with solving the case than the rest of us. Personally I think it will be interesting to see how much one notices the first time around (of what Holmes is noticing) upon a second viewing.

Another point of minor frustration is that on many occasions Holmes' power of statistical probability calculating seems so refined that he appears to be able to accurately predict the immediate future.

This is best illustrated in a couple of fight sequences where Holmes formulates his knock blows several moves in advance, accurately predicting his opponents reactions to the letter. It's a little far fetched because we see his thoughts visualized exactly as they are carried out moments later. His opponent's moves never even vary slightly.

The way this movie's story pans out it's clearly set up for one or two sequels (at the time of writing this a second movie had been confirmed for a 2011 release). Whilst Moriarty has a very ominous presence in this film he's not the central villain. He's here clearly to establish the threat to Holmes but as yet he isn't of great or immediate concern.

That said this movie doesn't finish open ended. You will get closure on the mystery at hand.

Whilst this version of Sherlock Holmes is far from what you may be familiar with and you may spend much of the film struggling just to believe that you're watching a Sherlock Holmes movie, Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock is still a great and interesting character. Everything is there that you would expect of a Sherlock Holmes mystery the only difference being that this Holmes is more human and charismatic rather than a stuffy enigma - and he doesn't wear a hunting cap in the city.

So that's my review, now, let's get back to this Batman and Robin thought that I mentioned at the beginning...

.... oh, first, one bug bear... why is it that, with every great male duo, some retard (yes I wrote 'retard') always suggests the two might be in a secret gay relationship? Holmes and Watson, Batman and Robin. Guys have befriended guys as their inseparable best friends for as long anyone understood what friendship actually means - it doesn't mean they're doing each other. You can actually enjoy another guy's friendship so much that you just can't imagine life without them.

Right Batman... In Sherlock Holmes the dynamic between Holmes and Watson as crime fighters is very much the kind of dynamic I'd like to see in a Batman and Robin movie. There's a somewhat volatile relationship yet the two recognize that they either need each other or just simply enjoy the bond created when they're on a case. Holmes and Watson back each other up and Holmes uses Watson as a sounding board for his theories.

That's the kind of relationship Batman and Robin should have - not the whiny teenager we got from Chris O'Donnell in Batman Forever and Batman and Robin.

Onto the rest of my theory that Sherlock Holmes script could have been a killer Batman and Robin movie.

First Batman is considered the (arguably) world's greatest detective. People love to see Batman use detective skills just like Holmes. This version of Sherlock Holmes also features a lot of action packed fight sequences with Holmes and Watson fighting side by side - just like Batman and Robin.

The movie has a master female villain in Irene Adler. The only women to outsmart Holmes and is also his potential love interest - Cat Women anyone?

Lord Blackwood seems intent on spreading fear and uses some fairly simplistic devices to create explosions. He even employs the use of gas as a murder weapon... potential Joker perhaps or at least Ra's Al Ghul (since Blackwood is the leader of a secret society)?

Finally Holmes has a partner inside the Police force (Inspector Lestrade) willing to help him out. Sound familiar? Jim Gordon?

As I said, with a little bit of tweaking this could be a really cool Batman and Robin script. One hopes that any director charged with bringing Robin into the current Batman franchise might take a look at Sherlock Holmes to see how a dynamic duo can be done... and done well.

Comments

Buy Gifts and Apparel featuring art by TET.

Popular posts from this blog

Movie Review: Memory (2023)

S omething a little different for me in terms of movies I usually review,  Memory  is a film I was invited along to see by my partner, and both of us didn't know much about the movie going in, other than it was a film where one of the leads has dementia. The basic premise follows adult, special needs social worker, Sylvia (Jessica Chastain), who leads a simple and structured life. When Saul (Peter Sarsgaard) follows her home from their high school reunion the surprise encounter profoundly impacts both of their lives. The film starts out very awkward and disjointed to some degree, which I feel is intentional, to reflect that Sylvia, who is also a struggling single mother, is fairly resilient, she is, in many ways, just barely holding everything together because she doesn't have any other option. When Saul sees Sylvia at their high school reunion it seems like some unpleasant memories from her past are fast tracked into the forefront of her life, and things move forward fro...

TV Series Review: The Office - Australia (Prime Video) (2024) *No Spoilers*

W hile I'm a late comer fan of The Office, only watching after the original and USA versions were both available on streaming services, I did watch them in the order of release i.e. I watched the U.K. version first. Now, with the release of the Australian version of The Office on Prime Video, I think it's best to approach watching this new version understanding that it is not those shows. More importantly, remembering the US version was not well received or as popular as it has become since streaming became a thing. I personally remember people often saying the original version was better, back in the day. Of course, the Australian version has analogues for all the same characters you're familiar with from the previous versions, with their characteristics, so you can easily see who is the Aussie version of each character. While there are actually 13 different adaptations of the series worldwide, I was surprised to learn this is the first time the boss has been female. No...

TV Series Review: Velma (2023-2024) *No Spoilers*

A s a kid, Scooby Doo cartoons were something I used to watch fairly regularly. I wasn't a diehard fan but it was one of the better, of the many, cartoons I used to watch. I had heard about the new animated series, Velma , around the time of its release but it wasn't coming out on any streaming service I was subscribed to so it went off my radar pretty quickly. Quite by chance I signed up to a streaming service so I could watch DC Entertainment's, The Penguin, and noticed Velma was on that platform. I figured I may as well get my money's worth out of the subscription. I did know that Velma, herself, had been race swapped for the show, which made no real difference to me, though I do prefer classic Velma if pushed to choose. However the first episode of season one was a real shock to my expectations! No where had I heard this series was skewing very much into adult humor and themes. I was expecting something more along the lines of the original Scooby Doo show. Instead I...

Trump's 2024 Election Win Will Change Everything - At Least I Sure Hope It Does!

Trump by Leonardo.ai & TET A s an outsider looking in on the US 2024 election, right up until election day, it is beyond my belief that the election continued to be a 'close race'. It is even further beyond my belief that Trump won, without question.  Even if the Democrats wanted to claim the election was rigged somehow (which I'm sure Trump was gearing up to do had the outcome been different) it would be hard to make the case, beyond a recount. There's no slim margin here. Trump clearly won. While I would've preferred a Blue win, I at least got one outcome I was hoping for. A clear winner on election day. If I could give the Democrats some free, unsolicited advice for the next election. Stop targeting the opposition as if they're somehow selfish, evil villains. That's not how political parties work. At the end of the day the all represent the public. The people. The everyday citizen who you're trying to convince that you have what it takes to meet t...

I'm Confused About Why People Prefer to Say Discombobulated?

D iscombobulated. Is a word that I think someone rediscovered about three or four years ago (maybe more because the pandemic years have thrown out my sense of time) and now I hear it a lot. It's not a new word by any means, but when I started hearing multiple celebrities using it in everyday sentences, I actively had to look up what it meant. Define it with as many synonyms as you like but essentially it's just another word meaning 'confused'. Seinfeld Quotes: Quotes.net The words are pretty much interchangeable. He was discombobulated by too many choices. He was confused by too many choices.  My confusion is the length of the word. It's unnecessarily long with too many syllables. There are many other words that mean confused, and therefore also mean discombobulated. Most of them are shorter and easier to say. So why not just say 'confused'? Perhaps discombobulated sounds more intelligent, maybe?  Hawaii Five-0 Quotes: Quotes.net I've noticed it gets us...

Social Media: It's All Fake News - Even That News You Shared, That Proves the Thing, Because It's Backed Up By a Credible Expert, is Fake.

Social Media profiles need a peer based rating system that locks you out for 30 days if your feed is one long stream of depressing boredom that bums everyone out. I  don't watch or read the news anymore (mainstream or otherwise). From time to time, if something filters through that piques my interest, I'll take a bit of a dive to find out more. The recent US election is a good example. I even wrote a few opinion pieces in this blog. The Daily Show Is Not News Note that I don't count The Daily Show as news, because I did watch quite a lot of that during the US election. While they lean quite a bit toward the left overall, it's not a show you look to for context, since much of their humor is based on reframing context to get a laugh. The one thing The Daily Show does well is highlight how both Liberal and Right wing media latch onto one or two bullet point messages each day and run them through the mouths of every on screen commentator like they're all wind up parro...

Movie Opinion: GhostBusters: Frozen Empire (2024) *Some Spoilers*

T here's one thing that can be said for 2016's, all female Ghostbusters reboot , and that is, it's not anywhere near as bad as  Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire . Although you don't realize it almost all the key moments of the actual plot are spoiled in the movie poster shown here.  It's a wildly over thought, and overly convoluted story, with much exposition, that boils down to a big end level boss, a beam of light shooting into the sky, all the captured ghosts escaping, and all the Ghostbusters teaming up to clumsily restore order again by the end of the film. Side note: That mayor everyone thinks is a dick is the kind of mayor you want. He really knows how to get things done in record time. I've never seen a building get condemned and the legal tenants get evicted so fast, ever!  There's not much here that this franchise hasn't done before, in every film, only this time everything freezes too because... I don't know, I drifted off during that expositio...